Guess who is the latest celebrity in town!
Read the newspaper, you morons. See today's edition of The Hindu - Education Plus. Check out Education Industry's newest pin-up boy.
Maybe I should wear sunglasses and a false beard, to avoid getting mobbed. OK, queue up for autographs...
Maybe when all this nonsense is over, I will quietly retire to the countryside, far away from the intruding public eye.
Maybe I should drink less coffee.
OK now don't show up with a pin at a hot-air balloon festival. Keep your comments to yourselves.
(OK I was kidding. I love fan mail.)